Top 3 Most Stupidiest Death Battles people request

Hey guys, this is something I just felt like doing, we all know that Wiz and Boomstick lets fans request fights, but sometimes some of these fights are just downright retarded and makes little sense, so I've decided to list the top 3 I've came up with that I have seen people request, which is extremely ridiculous. Anyways.....

3. Mega Man vs. Samus Aran



Now tell me people who requests this fight, just tell me. What does Mega Man and Samus Aran have in common other than they just have arm cannons for weapons..... Please, I'd like to know? LITERALLY nothing!!!!! I have nothing else to really say about this one.

2. Godzilla vs. Pacific Rim Kaiju/Jaeger, Eva Units, King Kong, Colossal Titan and Bowser

Credit to for summing it up for me on one of his journals.

morgrag.deviantart.com/journal…

"1. Any Pacific Rim Kaiju/Jaeger- Now to be honest, I don't have too big a problem with this because the kaiju and Jaegers in Pacific Rim could give Godzilla a decent fight, now I would go with Godzilla in the end but that's just me, and the only thing against this pick is that Pacific Rim came out just last year and I dare any of the casual fans of the movie to name any of the Kaiju or Jaegers other than Gypsy Danger.

2. Any of the Eva Units from Evangellion- Setting aside my hatred for the Eva series (I think it's a pretentious piece of shit that tries to force controversy by calling Lovecraftian aliens angels and having the protagonist masturbate next to a comatose girl) This is a stupid idea, the Eva's weapons are impractical in that they can easily be knocked out of their hands and giving Godzilla's experience in fighting, he can take down an Eva Unit easily.

3. King Kong- This already happened, yes, it was Toho's version of Kong, but considering that the real King Kong is at most in every incarnation in American movies from the 1933 version to the Peter Jackson remake, Kong's size is between 25ft to 45ft tall, the smallest version of Godzilla is about 197ft tall, and every version of Godzilla can shoot a stream of atomic radiation from his mouth that can melt steel......to say Kong would be fucked would be the understatement of the fucking eon

4. The Colossal Titan from Attack On Titan- Yes the Colossal Titan is the same size as the smallest incarnation of Godzilla, if it's anything like an average Titan from the series, regular cannon fire can hurt it, since those exposed muscles aren't exactly like the armored plating the Armored Titan has, also, nobody knows the full extent of the Colossal Titan's abilities, all it did was knock down a wall, twice, Godzilla can survive a bombardment from missiles, lasers, bullets, artillery shells, and bombs, and that's not counting the fact that the most recent Godzilla from the 2014 American movie can survive a nuke, so it's basically Colossus from X-men vs Mr. Burns from the Simpsons with that fight.

5. Bowser from Mario- How is this a fucking thing? Is it because that they're both large reptiles that breathe fire? That's as retarded of an argument as saying Megaman and Samus should fight because they both have god damn gun arms for their main weapons. Bowser has nothing in common with Godzilla, Bowser has more in common with fucking Gamera than he has with Godzilla, but people want this to be a thing, and my response is, look up Pooh Adventures if you want to see dumbass crossovers that make zero to no sense"

Well said man, well said.

And the number one most stupidiest Death Battle that people requests is.....

1. Mewtwo vs. Frieza



I have no words how I want to describe this ridiculous concept, just no words, but I will anyway. Why do people request this? The two have LITERALLY nothing in common other than appearance, is that the reason? No just no, that isn't how Death Battle works and what makes it worst is that this is highly requested up there with Deadpool vs. Deathstroke and Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai. How many retards are on this planet? The fact it's highly requested must mean there are alot. Everytime I see this on the Youtube comments, my braincells commit suicide one by one at the stupidity of people, who doesn't realize how Death Battle is suppose to work. For Death Battle to work let me point out examples.

Kratos vs Spawn - Two godslaying anti-heroes who qualify as some of the dickish antiheroes in all fiction. They also made a deal. Kratos made a deal with Ares, and Spawn made a deal with Malebolgia only to later turn on them in order to get revenge.

Superman vs Goku - Immigrants from beyond the stars, raised by kind elderly couple, become their worlds' paragons.

Batman vs Spider-Man - both heroes have tragic backstories involving the death of parental figures, but come from entirely opposite directions. Batman was born into high social standing and wealth, while Spider-Man is a perpetually broke lower-middle class New Yorker who can barely get the rent on time. One compensates lack of superpowers with money, tech and wit, the other compensates for horrible luck with wit and spider powers.

See what I mean now? I'm sorry if I'm sounding like an ass, but the idea of this fight is just extremely dumb.

And that wraps up my Top 5 Most Stupiest Death Battles people request.